Property: 10 |
Cleaning: 10 |
Host: 10 |
Location: 10 |
Price/Quality: 10
Reviewing La Finestra sul Porto is complex because it is a special place. As soon as you open the bnb's door, we, who have already put on the 4 Hotel critic's hat, ready to search and find the detail, are surprised, because the atmosphere first makes us smile and then leaves us amazed at what we see. We are in the Christmas period and the delightful lights and decorations immediately make us feel elsewhere... In the meantime, the welcome from Daniele and Loredana is extremely professional and quick, but there is a light note in their voices that makes us feel welcomed like family and friends. And we wonder: if we don't even know each other, why do we feel this way? Okay, we check-in, always joking and laughing (and maybe even receiving a cookie and a coffee) and finally we get to the room. Those who, like me, when entering a hotel room, run their finger over the bed's headboard to check for dust, will have to resign themselves to not finding any. Even using Luminol, not even a speck of dust will be found, not a hair escaped the vacuum cleaner, not a smudge in the shower tray or on the shower glass... the disappointment will soon turn into frustration, as it will quickly become clear that at home we will never be so clean. At this point, angry about the humiliation, we change and go out hoping not to find anything to eat in the area. But no. We find taverns, bars, rotisseries, pizzerias one better and better reviewed than the other. And enough! All this perfection is starting to become annoying. We return hoping for a quiet night, but we already imagine that something will disturb our sleep and that the breakfast, both things we hope will make sense of our expert traveler level, and that will allow us to help other travelers with our ready professional review. And no, it won't be like that. We will sleep very well, in incredibly comfortable beds and in total silence, we will take a SPA shower and then we will discover that we underestimated the buffet shouting "diet, disappear" and "Hilton, move..." The check-out will be quick and painless from an economic point of view, because, to tell the truth, what's the point...? It will be difficult to separate from Loredana and Daniele who will let us go only when they see us full and satisfied. Otherwise, they won't settle. But where do you find other hosts like them? In short, staying here will turn you into a perfect customer for the psychotherapist, to whom you will have to go to rebuild your beliefs about bnb in general, because this place will put them all in question. Don't believe it? Try it.
stayed from 12/11/2022 to 12/12/2022